Funny story. Yesterday whilst on The Green Goblin, I was over taking a car. Whist over taking the car, a second car started to over take me, now taking up the whole of the oncoming road. At the same time in the oncoming road, a bus was being over taken by, wait for it, another bus! There’s me, green as goose shit when it comes to driving anywhere, let alone India, about to become the very sticky filling in a car, me, car, bus, bus sandwich. I very quickly checked my rear view mirror to see I was basically being car humped a truck. Bugger. The car to my right kicked a sharp right into the ditch as the car to my left put his foot down and I gently moved to the left as bus 2 overtook bus 1 with what looked like whale mating. 2 beasts, side by side for a brief second before the loud long blast if of horn lets each other know their still alive. By “Funny story” I meant “Guess how I almost died and and did shit my pants today?”
In more pants related news I was bit on the bum a few day ago by ants. Stings a little. What was even worse though was being told by a local that not only do they bite you, they them wee into the bite to make it stings for a while. Obviously Millwall fans.
In geek news, I’ve purchased a dongle and it’s lightening fast, which means I can start cracking on with doing some work. Phew! I thought I was going to lay in the sun for 7 weeks drinking beer.
Poppy had her first experience of the sea today. Fully covered in a wet suit and wearing a hat (before the mothering nazis start), we took her out about 3.30 when it’s cool and calm. She loved it. We’re taking her scuba diving tomorrow. Kidding. It’s more like jet skiing with a harpoon gun.
The Leonard Family