What “The Only Way Is Essex” Has Taught Us About Recruitment
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!! I can’t believe you watch that trash, you freak!!!!
However, I did want to update everyone on my garden and you damn sure wasn’t going to read a blog called “My Garden Update” now were you?
So, the spuds are coming up nice. What I’ve learnt is just plant the bastards in a grow bag and cover them, a lot like they did with my granny. They’ll start to show shoots in 3 days and when they do just cover them again. The onions are the second easiest vegetable to grow in the world. Small pot, decent soil, small bulb and bang! Instant love. Waiting for the leafs go yellow before I harvest, although only just found out you only get one onion per plant. So that will be 3 onions for the Mrs.
The easiest thing to grow is garlic. I’m pretty sure I could grow garlic in my sock draw, if I wasn’t already. It just grows anywhere you plant it with very little love (insert lady joke) but I’ve read most don’t taste nice (again, insert lady joke). The Toms are coming up nice but hell if I can’t get the ivy to grow. Agreed, it’s not veg, it’s a plant, and yes, that would make me a woman, but I have a purpose for it which I would share but for fear of the silver surfers coming round and stumping a mud hole in my ass.